Jokes
We've looked through all of our joke books to select the funiest and cheesiest jokes we could find!
Animal Jokes
What do frogs wear on their feet during summer?
Open-toad shoes
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell phone
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say Cheese!
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because he had drum sticks
Food Jokes
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried
Have you heard the joke about butter?
I won't tell you, you might spread it!
What does the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
No thanks, im stuffed!
how do you make soup gold?
Add 14 Carrots to it
Sport Jokes
How do hockey players kiss?
They just pucker up
What is a cheerleaders favourite food?
Cheerios
What do runners do if they forget something?
They jog their memory
What do wrestlers like?
Fruit punch
Whats a golfers favourite letter?
Tee
School Jokes
Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it is always full of problems!
Why did the boy ask his dad to come to school?
To do the pop quiz
How do bee's get to school?
Get on the school buzz
What object is the king of the class room?
The Ruler!
What is a snakes favourite subject?
Hiss-tory
Weird and Wacky Jokes
What did the digital clock say to his mum?
Can you give me a hand?
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead, i'll just hang around
What did the blanket say to the bed?
Don't worry i've got you covered
Why did the kids cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
What stays in a corner but goes all around the world?
A Stamp